17 Funny New Home Gifts
1. Coffee Mug
Nothing says "welcome to homeownership" like a mug that holds the ridiculous amount of coffee needed to assemble all that IKEA furniture.
2. Custom Coaster Set
Nothing says "I care about your furniture" quite like a custom coaster set. They'll laugh at the funny designs while secretly appreciating that you're saving their coffee table from those dreaded water rings.
3. Beer Glasses
Nothing says "welcome to adulthood" quite like proper beer glasses in your new home. The days of drinking straight from the bottle are officially behind you (at least when company's over).
4. Ornament
Give their new space some personality with a quirky ornament that'll make them smile every time they walk by. Perfect for that empty shelf that's begging for character!
5. Custom Bottle Opener
Nothing says "we've finally got our own place" like a custom bottle opener that makes guests laugh while they crack open a cold one. The perfect blend of practicality and personality for the new homeowners in your life.
6. Custom Whiskey Glasses
A house becomes a home when you can toast to new beginnings with personalized whiskey glasses that tell your unique story—whether engraved with an inside joke, your move-in date, or a cheeky housewarming message.
7. Custom Cocktail Glasses
Celebrate their new space with personalized cocktail glasses that'll have everyone laughing while they're sipping. Nothing says "I've officially adulted" quite like custom drinkware that tells guests exactly whose house they're getting tipsy in.
8. Humorous Fiction Book
A good laugh is the perfect housewarming gift! A witty, humorous novel will give them something to enjoy while relaxing in their new space - and might just be the stress-reliever they need after all those moving boxes.
9. Coasters
Protect their new coffee tables from ring stains with coasters that make guests laugh while they sip. Funny coasters are that perfect blend of practical housewarming gift and conversation starter all rolled into one.
10. Chocolate Fountain
Because nothing says "adulting" like having a chocolate fountain in your kitchen that transforms Tuesday night Netflix into a fancy dessert party.
11. Egg Cooker
For those friends who can barely boil water, an egg cooker is the perfect housewarming gift. They'll think you're poking fun at their cooking skills (and you are), but they'll secretly be grateful when they're enjoying perfectly cooked eggs without flooding their new kitchen.
12. Trivia Game
Nothing beats a trivia game for breaking the ice at a housewarming party - it's the perfect way to bring everyone together while showing off your friend's new living room setup.
13. Tumbler Glasses
Fun tumbler glasses will have them giggling every time they hydrate - perfect for turning everyday sips into memorable moments in their new space.
14. Ice Cube Mold
Help them chill out in their new place with fun ice cube molds that turn ordinary drinks into conversation starters at every housewarming party.
15. Custom Photo Blanket
Transform their new space with a custom photo blanket featuring your most ridiculous snapshots together. Nothing says "welcome home" quite like wrapping up in a cozy throw plastered with that embarrassing vacation photo they hoped would never see the light of day again.
16. Custom Champagne Glasses
Nothing says "welcome to your new place" like custom champagne flutes! They're perfect for that first toast in a new home, and always good for a laugh when guests come over and see the funny personalized message you've chosen for the homeowners.
17. Cocktail Recipe Book
Nothing says "welcome home" like a cocktail recipe book that'll help them turn their new place into the neighborhood's unofficial happy hour spot.